Two Ultra-condensed classics:

To Build a Fire
By Jack London
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Sometimes you need to build a fire to keep warm, but you can't, and you freeze to death.

The end.

The Confessions of St. Augustine
By St. Augustine
Ultra-Condensed by Annie Berke

I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.

The end.